this drunken semaphore
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 | send me a ship and I will tell you:

  • when or if I started shipping it.
  • my thoughts:
  • What makes me happy about them:
  • What makes me sad about them:
  • things done in fanfic that annoys me:
  • things I look for in fanfic:
  • Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: 
  • My happily ever after for them:
  • who is the big spoon/little spoon:
  • what is their favorite non-sexual activity:

Screencap Meme [Extended Edition] 

attractedtosin:

Stick a Number & a Fandom in my Ask & I will make a 6-10 cap picspam from Screencaps That Get My Photoshop Senses Tingling*.
  1. Faceless (caps where the subjects face is not visible)
  2. Looking Down (caps where the subject is looking down)
  3. Up Close & Personal (screencaps where the subject is in close up)
  4. Scenerygasm (the subject of these caps is the dominant scenery)
  5. Full Body Shot(s) (caps where the subjects full body is in the shot)
  6. Colours Abound (caps with great colouring even before editing)
  7. Silhouettes (the subject should be in silhouette)
  8. My Emotions (caps where the subject is displaying strong emotion)
  9. the Space (the focus of these caps is interesting use of space [often negative])
  10. Light! (caps with great base lighting, even before editing)
  11. Tickles My Pickle (whatever tickles my pickle. though this is also innuendo and you’ll probably get a picspam of sex/shirtless screencaps)
  12. Colours galore (I will pick one specific colour to focus on)
*these are the things that get my bits tingling, feel free to edit, amend & add to [@]


Ask me my ‘top 5’ anything 


Even More Drabbles 

askboxmemes:

Leave a “Amuse Me” in my ask, and I will write a funny drabble about my character trying to cheer your up.

Leave a “Break Me” in my ask, and I will write an angsty drabble about our characters.

Leave a “Call Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character asking for yours [be it at the brink of death/in a battlefield/knocking on the front door wounded, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Drink Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character taking shots with yours.

Leave a “Enamor Me” in my ask, and I will write a fluffy drabble about my character trying to woo yours [be it out of the blue/Valentines Day,feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Fight Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble out my character fighting with/or against yours.

Leave a “Get Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character saving yours.

Leave a “Haunt Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours[as a ghost, watching from a distance, or otherwise, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Invite Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character asking your character to

Leave a “Join Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer [be it a proposal for an alliance, asking them to join them in an activity (you can get dirty if you want), feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Kill Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours.

Leave a “Love Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a fluffy drabble about our characters.

Leave a “Mourn Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character mourning your character’s death.

Leave a “Nurse Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours.

Leave a “Offer Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character giving yours a gift.

Leave a “Paint Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character drawing a picture of yours [like one of your french girls~ be it painting them or drawing them, maybe offering a picture of them as a gift, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Quiet Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to calm yours down [be it from crying, from lashing out, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Remember Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to get yours to remember them [be it from an accident, meeting them after years apart, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Shag Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a dirty drabble about our characters.

Leave a “Tell Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character confessing something to yours [be it a love confession, a secret, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Unbind Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about your character freeing mine, or the other way around, or something among the lines [be it freeing them from jail, from handcuffs, from a trap, from a curse, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Value Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character telling yours how they feel about them.

Leave a “Wed Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about our character under the subject of wedlock [be it my character proposing to yours, or marrying yours, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “X Me” in my ask, and I will write whatever it is that you wish, [specify.]

Leave an “Yahoo Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about our characters celebrating something [feel free to specify.]

Leave an “Zip Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about your character dressing mine, or the other way around [this can also be used for shutting them up as well, but feel free to specify.]


Sam/April

what was their first kiss like: Random, sudden, and a little embarrassing. They both felt a little guilty.
where were they their first time having sex: Sam’s bed
who’s louder: April
who wakes up first: Sam
favorite form of foreplay: It probably starts with all the incidental touches and glances and smoldering looks across the table in the Cabinet meeting room, and ends with Sam taking things so slow April is sure she will actually die before he’s done.
who performs/receives oral more often: April to Sam
what kink they most often use: none
who more often tries new things: April
if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would it include: Laurie. (and then Sam dies happy)


David/Jules XD

what was their first kiss like: Very spur of the moment. Juliet just laid it on him, but hey, she thought she might not ever see him again.
where were they their first time having sex: David’s bedroom
who’s louder: Juliet
who wakes up first: David. Juliet likes her sleep.
favorite form of foreplay: A lot of kissing and touching, and a good helping of nibbling and biting.
who performs/receives oral more often: David to Juliet by a smidgen. It’s nearly 50/50 and mutual favorite.
what kink they most often use: They both enjoy dominant and submissive roles and a little light bondage. Occasionally a vibrator might be involved. It’s never anything heavy, though.
who more often tries new things: David.
if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would it include: lolno. They’d probably choose not to have sex at all rather than let anyone else in. They are both way to into each other for that.


send me a ship for my sexual headcanons 

lissielol:

angel-gidget:

what was their first kiss like
where were they their first time having sex
who’s louder
who wakes up first
favorite form of foreplay
who performs/receives oral more often
what kink they most often use
who more often tries new things
if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would it include

I agonized over reblogging this because even though I’m a huge perv, I can be pretty shy about my NSFW things but then I said screw it obviously


ask me my top 5 of anything 


red, blue, silver, gold, rainbow

Creative Process Meme

These answers are going to be strictly about my writing because I have done more of that and prefer that over graphics and other art forms.

  • Red - I would say sometimes it’s hard. I think what makes it hard is when I’m trying to force an idea out, when I know I need an idea, but my brain is resisting. There’s a level of spontaneity to the creative process that I love and need. I am very influenced by music. Music can set a mood, give me an atmosphere, and often I associate songs with particular fandoms, characters, or ships. Once I have an association like that in my head, I can listen to that song over and over and build ideas.
  • Blue - I love world building. Even if it’s just a setting in modern times, using some real places, you can build little things into it that are just yours. Like I said above, music is definitely one thing that helps me develop a story or a character if I can find a song or songs that fit. I sometimes set up playlists and listen to them in my car, making up scenarios or picking out bits here and there. Photography also helps with this. I have a tag on my Tumblr called inspiration that contain a lot of images that I have mentally inserted into stories or used to create an environment for my characters. I also enjoy brainstorming my ideas at my darling braintwin. We get crazy, cracky, and thinky about our characters and ideas and help each other shape them.
  • Silver - Backstory is definitely not hard for me. XD I LOVE it and often I have more backstory for a character than parts in the main plot. Plot isn’t usually hard because that’s the first thing that comes to mind. I get an idea for a story or situation and that forms the base for everything else. I think the hardest thing is trying to figure out how to place clues in the plot to lead the characters and the readers to the resolution or the big reveal.
  • Gold - Backstory. XD
  • Rainbow - I’m not sure how to answer this because I do think that there are some general plots, genres, and archetypes some of which have existed as long as stories have been told, but upon which new stories are built. I think there are limitless situations that we can put these sort of standard character types into, or use familiar plots with new twists and circumstances.

creative process meme! 

spicyshimmy:

worldaccordingtofangirls:

i originally thought up these questions for writers, but then i realized that they can really apply to anything - artists, composers, whatever. idk about you guys but i love to talk about my process so yeah

  • red: is it hard for you to think up new ideas? list three of your biggest influences.
  • orange: what do you do when you’re inspired? do you scream eureka, write the idea down in a notebook, what? 
  • yellow: what do you do when you’re stuck in a block? list three sources of inspiration when new ideas are scarce.
  • green: how do you flesh out an idea? does it take a long time, do you mull over it for hours, or does it come easily? describe the process!
  • blue: depending on your form of art, what are some of your favorite ways to characterize, add detail, design, establish a settling, or otherwise elaborate on the piece? are you fond of world-building, or does that pose a problem for you? (customize this question if you’re an artist or otherwise)
  • indigo: picture of your workspace!
  • violet: describe your work habits. do you eat? do you need music? are you messy or organized? do you keep a notebook? how long can you work at a time? etc.
  • silver: what’s the hardest part of a piece for you? (plot, background, etc)
  • gold: the easiest? 
  • black: what is your least favorite part of the creative process?
  • white: your favorite? 
  • rainbow: do you believe in true originality? 
  • brown: what does it take for you to honestly be proud of something? 
  • pink: what is the most rewarding part of being a writer, artist, etc? 
  • magenta: what drives you the most insANE?

these questions are seriously too good not to reblog. also i think i blew a fuse in my brain trying to write today so perhaps writing about writing will help?