this drunken semaphore

11 months ago with 44 notes • via bellespanties (© )
— *DEAD* — brb sitting here consumed with lust for the rest of the evening — gary oldman — personal life ruiner

He did. (x)

1 year ago with 2,053 notes • via whatthefawkes (© simonsfoster)
— *dead* — casts that ruin my life — castle

babyinanovercoat:

I’m sorry but how the fuck did this photo even happen

the photographer must have been like a fangirl

she would’ve been like

okay uh yeah jensen take off your shirt

now could you like… uh… yeah just unbutton your pants

yeah that’s good

make sure that fly is nice and open

and now could you just lie down on the hood of the car

yeah

like that

but put your arms out now

okay perfect

perfect

perfect

1 year ago with 102,654 notes • via winterinthetardis (© kanerd)
— *DEAD* — um — oops i think i'm pregnant — whyyyyyyyyyyy — JFC — this is not okay — no — just no — i can't — wut — oh god — that sound you heard was my ovaries exploding — Jensen Ackles

bluestalkingstitches:

CRITICAL CORGI OVERLOAD, MY FRIEND. CRITICAL CORGI OVERLOAD INDEED.

1 year ago with 29,002 notes • via fulminant (© yiqie)
— *dead* — cute overload — ALL THE CORGIS

1 year ago with 20 notes • via bellespanties (© bellespanties)
— *dead* — OTP: SHE'S A STUNNA — gary oldman — alexandra edenborough

In the video game “Call of Duty”, I voice the character Viktor Reznov, and my kids love that game. A lot of times, I’m relaxing at home and I get startled by my own voice, screaming, coming out of the kids’ bedroom.
— Gary Oldman (via unilintu)

1 year ago with 129 notes • via imaryjanewatson (© imaryjanewatson)
— DEAD — you precious human being — gary oldman

1 year ago with 18 notes • via bellespanties (© jel-i-ana)
— ... — *DEAD* — alexandra edenborough — life ruiner — excuse me Alex but how are you so flawless?

1 year ago with 28 notes • via bellespanties (© bellespanties)
— LOOK AT HIM LOOKING AT HER — LOOK AT HIM — LOOKING AT HER — *dead* — OTP: SHE'S A STUNNA — gary oldman — alexandra edenborough